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Total Medals Earned: 46 (From
15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 755 Points
Babies Dream...
PHYSICAL THERAPY
Unlocked 7/13/10
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
5 Points Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD
Unlocked 7/13/10
5 Points Enter a rift.
5 Points Enter a rift.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION
5 Points
Find the incomplete area.
HAPPY FAMILY
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
FULL POCKETS
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY
25 Points
Finish Mell's story.
RACE FOREVER
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
SINGULAR SPEED
25 Points
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME
25 Points
Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER
50 Points
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER
100 Points
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING
100 Points
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (10/450 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 3/22/10
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
Unlocked 7/28/10
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
Unlocked 7/28/10
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Depict1
Believe Me
Unlocked 8/27/10
5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Immortal
5 Points
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Truth
Unlocked 8/27/10
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Bridge
10 Points
Use the button to create a bridge.
Idiot
25 Points
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Leap of Faith
Unlocked 8/27/10
25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Save Me
Unlocked 8/27/10
25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
25 Points Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Save Us
25 Points
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Trapped Forever
Unlocked 8/28/10
50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
50 Points Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Free
100 Points
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Medals Earned: 5/10 (110/275 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
Patience
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Dance Party
10 Points
Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt
10 Points
Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard
10 Points
Bring out the fat man.
Giant Crab Battle
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Gojira
Unlocked 7/24/10
10 Points Make a new friend!
10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish
10 Points
Find the Squigly Fish!
The Boy
Unlocked 7/24/10
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
The Girl
Unlocked 7/24/10
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
Dragonslayer
25 Points
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Zero Vengeance
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You
50 Points
Win the game!
Dongle
50 Points
You'll know it when you see it!
Fast Smash
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Penguin Popper
50 Points
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies
50 Points
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/19 (30/430 points)
Larry And The Gnomes
AAAARRG!!
5 Points
Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged
Destruction
Unlocked 7/28/10
5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
5 Points Kill over 50 Gnomes
Meet the Mage Master
Unlocked 7/28/10
5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
5 Points Fight the Boss in ACT I
Warm Up
5 Points
Complete the Tutorial Level
Accidental Archeologist
10 Points
Discover ancient Skull Statues
ACT I
10 Points
Complete Act I
Power Kill
Unlocked 7/28/10
10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
10 Points Kill a Gnome in one hit
ACT II
25 Points
Complete Act II
Bash the Boar
25 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT II
Blood Lust
25 Points
Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row
Decapitation Retaliation
25 Points
Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes
Mass Destruction
25 Points
Kill over 100 Gnomes
ACT III
50 Points
Complete Act III
Fight the Freak
50 Points
Fight the Boss in ACT III
Mitten Hand Ninja
50 Points
Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands
ACT IV
100 Points
Complete the Game!
Battle of the Gnome King
100 Points
Fight the Gnome King!
Convenience Mining
100 Points
Collect 15 Precious Gems
Sword Connoisseur
100 Points
Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/27 (20/1,000 points)
Looming
Traveler
Unlocked 7/13/10
5 Points Enter a portal.
5 Points Enter a portal.
Excavator
Unlocked 7/13/10
10 Points Collect at least 6 artifacts.
10 Points Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Repeat Visitor
Unlocked 7/13/10
10 Points Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
10 Points Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Archaeologist
Unlocked 7/13/10
25 Points Collect at least 18 artifacts.
25 Points Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Binary Abacist
Unlocked 7/13/10
50 Points Collect all of the tally beads.
50 Points Collect all of the tally beads.
Lithocryptologist
Unlocked 7/13/10
50 Points Collect all of the diagram pieces.
50 Points Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Lorem Archivist
Unlocked 7/13/10
50 Points Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
50 Points Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Priest of Science
Unlocked 7/13/10
50 Points Collect all of the Path rings.
50 Points Collect all of the Path rings.
Seecha Expert
Unlocked 7/13/10
50 Points Collect all of the Seecha rods.
50 Points Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Xenopaleontologist
Unlocked 7/13/10
50 Points Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
50 Points Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 11/12 (400/500 points)
NerveJangla
RankSurvivor
Unlocked 3/30/10
5 Points Complete the game
5 Points Complete the game
Stage1
5 Points
Complete the easy round
RankBronze
10 Points
Finish in under 300 seconds
Stage2
Unlocked 3/30/10
10 Points Complete the medium round
10 Points Complete the medium round
RankSilver
25 Points
Finish in under 250 seconds
Stage3
Unlocked 3/30/10
25 Points Complete the hard round
25 Points Complete the hard round
RankGold
50 Points
Finish in under 200 seconds
RankNinja
100 Points
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/230 points)
One Button Bob
First Kill
Unlocked 1/26/11
5 Points Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
5 Points Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Stage 1
Unlocked 1/26/11
10 Points Complete the easy round.
10 Points Complete the easy round.
Bronze
25 Points
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Stage 2
Unlocked 1/26/11
25 Points Complete the medium round.
25 Points Complete the medium round.
Buttkicker
50 Points
Kill the boss.
Silver
50 Points
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Stage 3
50 Points
Complete the hard round.
Gold
100 Points
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/315 points)
Pixel Purge
Evasion Expert (Bronze)
5 Points
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
High Score (Bronze)
5 Points
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Slayer of the Peon King
Unlocked 9/11/10
5 Points Defeat the largest Peon.
5 Points Defeat the largest Peon.
Level Climber (Silver)
10 Points
Reach level 10
Slayer of the Grunt King
10 Points
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Slayer of the Miner King
10 Points
Defeat the largest Miner.
Slayer of the Splitter King
10 Points
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Slayer of the Waver King
10 Points
Defeat the largest Waver.
Hardcore (Platinum)
25 Points
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Marksman
25 Points
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Mine Sweeper
25 Points
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Platinum Chain
25 Points
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Slayer of the Fume King
25 Points
Defeat the largest Fume.
Slayer of the Seeker King
25 Points
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Slayer of the Shield King
25 Points
Defeat the largest Shield.
Slayer of the Vessel King
25 Points
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Terminator (Gold)
25 Points
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Bestiary Complete
50 Points
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Master Trophy Collector
50 Points
Acquire all Trophies.
Defender of Pixela-RT
100 Points
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/490 points)
PixEvo - The Fountain
Back To Life
Unlocked 7/15/10
5 Points Recover some strength
5 Points Recover some strength
The Heart Of Man
10 Points
Become a full human
Walking Again
Unlocked 7/15/10
10 Points Get your legs back
10 Points Get your legs back
More Than A Man
25 Points
Grow small wings
The Call Of The Beast
50 Points
Become the beast
Speed Run
100 Points
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
True Protector
100 Points
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)